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Posted by D3NTATUS - February 13th, 2009

I have taken part in a Pact between around 10 of my friends and I.

We are going to abstain from masturbating for 13 days, starting today, 2/13.

I'm not sure why we're doing this, but I think it has something to do with my friend Max, who is a chronic masturbator (averaging 5 a day).

I'll post irregular updates on here.

2/13: woke up with morning wood, thought to myself "well, since I'm awake and all, i might as wel- god dammit."

2/15: Had a dream that I broke The Pact. Uh, what the fuck?

also, ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources (to quote Arab on Radar.)

2/17: Weekend results are in; Nick and Cody both broke rank, and Michael forgot about it. Sean, Max, Russell, and I are still going strong. Cody is jumping back on the train.

2/18: yeah, so everyone has broken except for Sean and Henry. Cody and I are still in for the last like, nine days though.

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AniMetal 2009-02-16 00:47:40

Haha you won't last. :D

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 00:47:40

f u

Nev 2009-02-16 00:58:52

I hope you remain master of your domain.

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 00:58:52

Oh, I shall. It's just Max we're worried about.

SpeedMetalSandwich 2009-02-16 01:42:19

Seeing as you're not constantly updating it, i think you're doing quite well.

AniMetal 2009-02-16 01:58:49

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l 2gs-A</a>

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 01:58:49

I'm diggin the dude's Mad Sin shirt.

AniMetal 2009-02-16 02:47:43

YOU DIDN'T WANK?!

Edguy is such orgasmic music i'm surprised if the girls wouldn't cut it for you that they would. :D

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 02:47:43

nerp.

OverCynicalBlasphemy 2009-02-16 13:49:00

How will they prove if someone lost?

The honor system?

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 13:49:00

Basically. We're going by the creed of Dude Law here; everyone involved in The Pact is loathe to break the Law.

OverCynicalBlasphemy 2009-02-16 22:36:49

How would one find out if another cheated if he didn't tell you?

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 22:36:49

Dudes have their ways.

OverCynicalBlasphemy 2009-02-16 23:08:05

Oh you men and your ability to detect each others testosterone. :33

D3NTATUS 2009-02-16 23:08:05

Men are the most sensitive beings on earth. We can sense when football (or futbol) is on TV, when a woman is in heat, and where the chips are.

AniMetal 2009-02-17 00:22:18

^Not to mention when someone is about to come out of the closet, so we can start rejecting him from society in advance.^

D3NTATUS 2009-02-17 00:22:18

hey now, no gay-bashing on my news posts ya digg?

OverCynicalBlasphemy 2009-02-17 18:59:35

The funny thing is, if I met someone that looks like you I really wouldn't be able to guess that you jack off.

D3NTATUS 2009-02-17 18:59:35

I'm going to let you in on a secret; everybody jacks off. Also, what does my appearance have to do with it?

AniMetal 2009-02-17 20:47:27

^HAHAHA.^

I think she just insulted you that's what.

And not everybody jacks off, fyi. Only every nger.

D3NTATUS 2009-02-17 20:47:27

90% - 95% of men do. Something more like 60% - 70% of the wimminfolk do.

OverCynicalBlasphemy 2009-02-17 20:57:54

1.) I don't.
2.) You look like a goody-two shoes.

D3NTATUS 2009-02-17 20:57:54

1. see above statistic
2. lmfao, only 'cause you can't see my 3iob shirt. I'm hella scummy IRL, most people think I'm a huge pothead or something along those lines.

OverCynicalBlasphemy 2009-02-17 21:03:07

1.) Bull.
2.) Huh. That was my second guess, your a stoner.

D3NTATUS 2009-02-17 21:03:07

1. Maybe in Ireland everyone's just sexually repressed (or conversely, everyone in California is just mad horny all the time)
2. haha if you had guessed that I was a stoner, you would've been wrong.

AniMetal 2009-02-17 21:11:30

1.) Well Ireland is in between Scandinavia and Canada, mabye they are just really cold all the time. HAHAHAHA
2.) You sure look like a good two-shoes stoner to me.

D3NTATUS 2009-02-17 21:11:30

1. Very true.
2. >:( but i'm nooooooot

AniMetal 2009-02-17 21:21:16

1.) Lol they don't need to jack off their, they are too busy 'warming' each other up. :D
2.) I don't even see how that'd make sense. Stoner = / = Goody-two shoes...most of the time.

AniMetal 2009-02-21 13:41:14

What so four people left?

D3NTATUS 2009-02-21 13:41:14

i have no idea what's happening

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